[NOTE: I'm not sure this one got posted, but it was on my hard drive in draft form, so it's being posted NOW]
How is it that women on soaps always faint so gracefully? You never see them sprawled out flat, legs splayed, and face-down in sludge (or the bathroom floor -- or both). Dixie has fallen face-up, but with her legs perfectly aligned on top of each other, fetchingly pointing to her right; her breasts are perkily pointing toward the ceiling.
Am I the only one who thinks that, on Thursday, Erica did battle with a particularly vicious blow-dryer and the blow-dryer won (but sustained fatal injuries)
How is it that women on soaps always faint so gracefully? You never see them sprawled out flat, legs splayed, and face-down in sludge (or the bathroom floor -- or both). Dixie has fallen face-up, but with her legs perfectly aligned on top of each other, fetchingly pointing to her right; her breasts are perkily pointing toward the ceiling.
Am I the only one who thinks that, on Thursday, Erica did battle with a particularly vicious blow-dryer and the blow-dryer won (but sustained fatal injuries)
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