How many times a week does Mateo ask someone else to close SOS for him so he can leave early?
Let's see, it's a busy Halloween night in Pine Valley. Parties are rowdy, kids are eating poisoned apples, people are screaming and howling for no apparent reason, houses are being burglarized by masked intruders and people running around in dark costumes are being run over or going up in flames from overly frisky pumpkins. Where are the PV police? They are responding, sirens wailing, to a man who calls and says his mother-in-law, who is wearing a way-cool, 30s-campy witch hat and carrying a plastic pumpkin, won't get out of the living room.
How could MEK keep a straight face as he told David: "There's nothing on this EARTH that has EVER come between me and Dixie!" BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Nothing but Palmer, Marian, Liza, Adam, Jason, Ted Orsini, her mysterious fiance in Pigeon Hollow, Del Henry, Gloria, Billy Clyde Tuggle, Brooke, strangers on the street, Brian, random obscene phone callers and probably the paperboy.
Does anyone care about Edmund and his current storyline? I don't FF it because I don't want to miss something when I'm doing the Friday update, but GAWD this is SOOOOO STUPID and BORING!
How many of you busted a gut laughing at David's melodramatic, American Werewolf in London reaction to the Libidozone? How long before we hear Credence Clearwater singing Bad Moon Rising? The idea that anyone would be doing human trials with something so CLEARLY volatile and unpredictable is absolutely LUDICROUS!
I loved how Dimitri asked Alex if she wanted another ride -- and then had to clarify by specifying HORSEBACK ride ;-)
Robin "buckle-up" Coutellier
Let's see, it's a busy Halloween night in Pine Valley. Parties are rowdy, kids are eating poisoned apples, people are screaming and howling for no apparent reason, houses are being burglarized by masked intruders and people running around in dark costumes are being run over or going up in flames from overly frisky pumpkins. Where are the PV police? They are responding, sirens wailing, to a man who calls and says his mother-in-law, who is wearing a way-cool, 30s-campy witch hat and carrying a plastic pumpkin, won't get out of the living room.
How could MEK keep a straight face as he told David: "There's nothing on this EARTH that has EVER come between me and Dixie!" BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Nothing but Palmer, Marian, Liza, Adam, Jason, Ted Orsini, her mysterious fiance in Pigeon Hollow, Del Henry, Gloria, Billy Clyde Tuggle, Brooke, strangers on the street, Brian, random obscene phone callers and probably the paperboy.
Does anyone care about Edmund and his current storyline? I don't FF it because I don't want to miss something when I'm doing the Friday update, but GAWD this is SOOOOO STUPID and BORING!
How many of you busted a gut laughing at David's melodramatic, American Werewolf in London reaction to the Libidozone? How long before we hear Credence Clearwater singing Bad Moon Rising? The idea that anyone would be doing human trials with something so CLEARLY volatile and unpredictable is absolutely LUDICROUS!
I loved how Dimitri asked Alex if she wanted another ride -- and then had to clarify by specifying HORSEBACK ride ;-)
Robin "buckle-up" Coutellier
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