Monday, February 21, 2011

2000: BC - Mon, 8/28/00

So Gillian thinks maybe SHE can convince Jake to come back by going to Chechnya with her LOVER to convince her HUSBAND to come home so she can BE with her LOVER? Oh, silly me! She's not going to convince Jake to come home -- she's going so she can actually WATCH Ryan get blown to bits or hurl herself in front of him to catch a bullet. What an UTTER BIMBO! She WILL break a nail before this is over!

Okay, guys (and interested ladies), when Dixie asked David if she could do anything for him before she goes, what answer did you put in David's mouth?

Well, that certainly was a short dance number Becca and Leo put in -- approximately 50 seconds, to be specific. Naturally, they win, despite the fact that Becca had a stunt back-flipper. I would love to have seen those slick heels goes flying out from under her when she landed :-) Frankly, if I were one of the other contestants, I would sue for fraud. Was the fix in? Hard to prove, but both Leo and Becca have appeared on Hayley's TV show on several occasions (Becca MANY times and Leo at least once, WITH Becca). Now they win a dance contest promoted on The Wave at an establishment co-owned by the host of The Wave. Oh yeah, this was a fair contest -- NOT! It WAS nice to see how absolutely THRILLED Tiffany was over being in 3rd place, even though she and Greg should have won FIRST place!

I thought Greenlee had a cast-iron stomach? She got drunk in the space of 44 seconds! Talk about a cheap date!

Uh, why can't Dixie just bring the pills to Dimitri? David just finished telling Dimitri that his entire survival depends on taking them, but David gets beeped and Dixie says she'll call Dimitri and tell him David's running behind. Alex returns and coerces Dixie to spill. Dixie can't quite do it, but tells Alex to go to the Hunting Lodge, NOW! You'd think she would have handed Alex the pills and told her to bring them along, too.

After making plans to be alone together, Leo tells Becca he forgot he has to do an errand for Erica and he urges her to stay there and eat something. So much for their perfect, romantic date. Think Becca will eat bean dip and salsa while waiting for him? That should REALLY top off their perfect evening :-) Becca knows he's really going to Greenlee though, who, BTW, is exceptionally PISSED OFF at Ryan, having seen him saying goodbye to Gillian. If you have any ID.com stock, SELL NOW!!! Oh wait, they haven't gone public yet, have they? Think that will make a difference?

Why isn't Scott ever home? Where did he go after Becca shot him down? Did he start a new website called asswipe.com? Oops, too late -- someone else already has that domain! How about stupidstupidstupid.com. Wait, that's taken too. Dingleberry.com? Nope. How about igiveup.com? BINGO!

Hmmm, extra boxes in the plane's cabin because the cargo hold wasn't big enough. Naturally Gillian is stowed away. Do the other boxes consist of things like her blow dryer, make-up, diaphragm, hot rollers and Precious Moments collection?

Alex opens the door to the Hunting Lodge (which I keep typing as "Hunging Lodge") and sees Dimitri. She is shocked that he is actually there. He is shocked to see that she's so pregnant she's practically waddling, not to mention the depressing prison matron outfit she has on.

Robin "Oh Dimitri! Oh Alex! David: Oh SHIT!" Coutellier

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