Ryan and Gillian ... sigh ... is there ANYONE out there, ANYONE at all who feels sorry for either ONE of them? Gillian is not just a mental and emotional airhead, she must stick an air-hose in each ear every morning and fill up, stopping in for refills each afternoon and evening! She probably has a deluxe air compressor that plugs into the cigarette lighter in her car.
And Erica ... sigh. Bianca had a bad dream and Erica wants to rush right over? No WONDER Bianca is feeling so smothered, what with Erica constantly running after her bearing a box of Huggies in one hand and baby wipes in the other!
You have to admire David's taste in wearing a bathrobe to match his balls. Erica runs out leaving him high and hard and Dixie spins in. He's a LUUUUV Doctor lookin' to inject!
I thought Jake's injury was due to a) spinal cord injury, and/or b) nerve damage. What does unleashing uninhibited, uncontrollable, unquenchable, maniacal animal lust have to do with it? It sounds like Jake will turn into The Hulk if he takes it! If David insists on sticking his, uh, nose, where it doesn't belong, he'd better not find himself in a room with a lusty Jake! Perhaps Gillian should start carrying cigarette lighter-powered (or compressed-air-powered) tranquilizer darts with her. This drug is likely to cause the research subject to demand INSTANT gratification for the basic instincts: hunger, anger and sex. Oh yeah, just the combination of qualities *I* want in a lover -- NOT! (well, ok, maybe the sex part).
Robin "will David need that air compressor?" Coutellier
And Erica ... sigh. Bianca had a bad dream and Erica wants to rush right over? No WONDER Bianca is feeling so smothered, what with Erica constantly running after her bearing a box of Huggies in one hand and baby wipes in the other!
You have to admire David's taste in wearing a bathrobe to match his balls. Erica runs out leaving him high and hard and Dixie spins in. He's a LUUUUV Doctor lookin' to inject!
I thought Jake's injury was due to a) spinal cord injury, and/or b) nerve damage. What does unleashing uninhibited, uncontrollable, unquenchable, maniacal animal lust have to do with it? It sounds like Jake will turn into The Hulk if he takes it! If David insists on sticking his, uh, nose, where it doesn't belong, he'd better not find himself in a room with a lusty Jake! Perhaps Gillian should start carrying cigarette lighter-powered (or compressed-air-powered) tranquilizer darts with her. This drug is likely to cause the research subject to demand INSTANT gratification for the basic instincts: hunger, anger and sex. Oh yeah, just the combination of qualities *I* want in a lover -- NOT! (well, ok, maybe the sex part).
Robin "will David need that air compressor?" Coutellier
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