Geez, can't Jake go ANYWHERE in town without being accosted by Ryan? These two are so dense I'm surprised everything in BJs isn't getting sucked into their black hole! It's a good thing Gillian stayed at the table and didn't join them -- the entire town might have imploded! Jake wants nothing to do with Ryan, but Ryan keeps pushing and pushing and pushing. Then Ryan says: "Jake, I'm trying to propose a way for you and I to work together on this charity in the future and you're making this into something PERSONAL!" ROTFL!!! Ryan is sitting there with JAKE'S wife, having swiped her (so to speak) right out from under Jake (literally) and now he's says Jake's making this PERSONAL? [FAC BJS ON] Note to myself: order a couple of new plate glass windows for the front -- something tells me they won't last long [FAC BJS OFF]
Mateo continues to try and pounce on any scrap of suspicion regarding Arlene's disappearance. He pounces on the fact that the letter from her supposedly came from Amsterdam, then dramatically whips something out of her purse, saying: "Then why did she leave without her passport?" How many of you said: "Arlene has a passport?"
I know Ryan and Gillian are bursting with love for each other, but their public displays of affection are SOOOO insensitive! They're practically doing it in the doorway! [FAC BJS ON] Bucket of ice water at table 1, STAT! And what is that Tad putz doing back here so soon? Didn't he just leave about 20 minutes ago without even TOUCHING his food? This time give him the rubber hamburger -- he won't notice. And while we're at it, how about putting that fake doggy-doodoo as a "special sauce" on Ryan's burger? He won't notice, either. And send some meringue over to Gillian -- it's the perfect dish for her: pretty to look at, melts in your mouth, but is filled with air and has very little substance [FAC BJS OFF]
Tad to Leslie: "Champagne? This isn't exactly the Valley Inn!" [FAC BJS ON] You got THAT righ---wait a second -- HEY!! [FAC BJS OFF]
So Ryan can't stand to go another moment without Gillian having a constant reminder of his love and devotion, huh? Well is that ring REALLY necessary? After all, the fact that he's usually got his dick in her is a fairly constant reminder. Another giant rock for her finger. Sigh. Don't ANY of these men understand the concept of subtle or delicate? How about something that's not going keep getting caught on the underside of the toilet seat whenever she has to go to the bathroom?
I can't BELIEVE Tad would actually AGREE to go with Leslie on what amounts to a "date" to get tested for STDs! This is, of course, more ammunition for Leslie to use to "prove" she and Tad are having a fling. Putz.
Robin "just flinging" Coutellier
Mateo continues to try and pounce on any scrap of suspicion regarding Arlene's disappearance. He pounces on the fact that the letter from her supposedly came from Amsterdam, then dramatically whips something out of her purse, saying: "Then why did she leave without her passport?" How many of you said: "Arlene has a passport?"
I know Ryan and Gillian are bursting with love for each other, but their public displays of affection are SOOOO insensitive! They're practically doing it in the doorway! [FAC BJS ON] Bucket of ice water at table 1, STAT! And what is that Tad putz doing back here so soon? Didn't he just leave about 20 minutes ago without even TOUCHING his food? This time give him the rubber hamburger -- he won't notice. And while we're at it, how about putting that fake doggy-doodoo as a "special sauce" on Ryan's burger? He won't notice, either. And send some meringue over to Gillian -- it's the perfect dish for her: pretty to look at, melts in your mouth, but is filled with air and has very little substance [FAC BJS OFF]
Tad to Leslie: "Champagne? This isn't exactly the Valley Inn!" [FAC BJS ON] You got THAT righ---wait a second -- HEY!! [FAC BJS OFF]
So Ryan can't stand to go another moment without Gillian having a constant reminder of his love and devotion, huh? Well is that ring REALLY necessary? After all, the fact that he's usually got his dick in her is a fairly constant reminder. Another giant rock for her finger. Sigh. Don't ANY of these men understand the concept of subtle or delicate? How about something that's not going keep getting caught on the underside of the toilet seat whenever she has to go to the bathroom?
I can't BELIEVE Tad would actually AGREE to go with Leslie on what amounts to a "date" to get tested for STDs! This is, of course, more ammunition for Leslie to use to "prove" she and Tad are having a fling. Putz.
Robin "just flinging" Coutellier
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